Gold Plated Urinal

Because this song is so long I thought a little blurb could accompany it. It's a ten minute stringing together of several adjacent pieces that were stumbled over recently. This is a few things. It's me having a lot of fun using a female voice as an instrument, it's also the last annoying song I'll ever write. Promise. Everything I ever write from here on in is going to be direct, to the point, and easy on the ears. No more of this.

Samples came from:

Brigette Bardot & Serge Gainsborough - "Je T'aime" and "Bonnie and Clyde"

Hoosier Daddy - "Waiting in Hamilton" from "Live at the Reverb, 07/31/99"

S. Maksymchuk's reading of Ivan Franko's "Pokhoron"

Various vocals by Moe Spillane